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[scimitar]

Testin', testin', one two three...!

[tap tap tap. etc. right on the mic.]

Oi, look! That means it's on, right? Yeah, haha, great--

[he may or may not be aware it's recording video, but chances are he wouldn't care less-- though sans the mask, and that'd be an entirely different matter. for now, however, he wears the brightest of grins and composes himself in what he'd like to think of as a rather friendly manner. nevermind his words.]

Anyway, yo! Never been too great with formalities in situations like these, or at all really, so let's jus' skip 'em, eh? An' further cut to the chase, if I'm right: I've got a ton 'a fuckin' ceasefires to abide by, so I'd rather not have to kick yer ass! Hell, we could prolly come to a pretty good agreement if ya'd only quit bein' a coward!

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[text]

[lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com]

You want to stay here? What other choice do we have? I spoke to you because I thought you might have useful information.

[ audio ]

[isolatedpiece.livejournal.com]

That one's a little complicated too.

... Well, not really complicated as much as it's just different from the norm, I guess. I've been here for about a month or two now, but before that I was already here for more than half a year. They sent me home for a few hours inbetween, but apparently it was actually months in this place.

( voice )

[starspangledhero]

'Course I've doin' fine! You know the saying: I am rubber and you are glue and when you turn me into a rubber band ball I can bounce down a staircase full of problems and only lose a couple bands! Beat that, slinky.

[ I don't. know. ]

So I'm guessing you've already got the low-down, huh? About the whole 'nother universe thing and blah blah apocalypse and bad stuff but at least Russia isn't here!

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

... What story are you talking about....

video;

[noblemen.livejournal.com]

[ With a hand to his face. ]

You're telling me. [ With a tilt of the head. ] Oh, if you would be so kind as to amuse me, what is the current state of the European Union and political affairs concerning it? Has Greece exploded yet? Any new developments regarding Spain? Oh do provide some entertainment, if you would.

[ He rolls his eyes. ] If you're referring to the female version of myself, yes. I'm well acquainted.

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[dongsaengoppai.livejournal.com]

You... killed a few? _{[ NUH UH STOP BEING COOL. ]}

2/2.

[dongsaengoppai.livejournal.com]

Easy! I've killed many! _{[ lol nope ]}

This place doesn't have Hyundai or Starcraft. So I have decided it is hell.

[video] /slides back in from hiatus

[gochuugoku.livejournal.com]

Tǔ'ěrqí...

[Hi, Turkey. Meet 1967 China, complete with short hair.]

[ Voice ]

[verdantventure.livejournal.com]

Well, there's those too, of course, but...some of the people they bring here are rude and just...rude!

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[aristocravat.livejournal.com]

Your thought process is painful to witness.

[ Voice ]

[masking.livejournal.com]

... Those're pretty much gonna be everywhere, y'know.

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[masking.livejournal.com]

...

[ audio ]

[masking.livejournal.com]

D'ya remember doin' anythin' differently before ya were sent home?

[masking.livejournal.com]

The legend 'a Asena, duh.

The fuck're you talkin' 'bout?

[text]

[masking.livejournal.com]

i never said that!
and why would you do that, i just got here.

though i have useful information about everything else.

video

[masking.livejournal.com]

Yer face is painful to witness. Wear a g'damn bag over yer head!

[masking.livejournal.com]

Haven't got a fuckin' clue what either 'a those are.

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[masking.livejournal.com]

... Ya were rejected from the EEC, EFTA was established a bit ago, an' Spain's sendin' his shitty cars all over Europe.

video;

[masking.livejournal.com]

--But nevermind that! Greece explodes?!

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[masking.livejournal.com]

[he.






okay no, he could never forget how talkative you can be at times.]

( voice )

[masking.livejournal.com]

So, did his government collapse...?

( voice )

[starspangledhero]

[ "at times." OH, YOU JOKESTER, YOU. ]

Russia's? Man I wish! I've got rumors from a bunch of futuristic people that the dream ain't too far off, but that doesn't do too much for the now. And it's not gonna do any good relying solely on rumors! Gotta take fate into your own hands and whatnot!

[video] /still on hiatus but l;jkasd

[masking.livejournal.com]

[w e l p. the distaste is evident even from behind a mask.]

Komünist.

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[lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com]

You seemed like you possessed some level of confidence. I didn't know how long you'd been here either way.

In that case, say something useful.

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[masking.livejournal.com]

hey thanks!