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Türkiye Cumhuriyeti ☪ Sadık Adnan ([personal profile] scimitar) wrote2011-11-08 02:10 am

bir [video]

Testin', testin', one two three...!

[tap tap tap. etc. right on the mic.]

Oi, look! That means it's on, right? Yeah, haha, great--

[he may or may not be aware it's recording video, but chances are he wouldn't care less-- though sans the mask, and that'd be an entirely different matter. for now, however, he wears the brightest of grins and composes himself in what he'd like to think of as a rather friendly manner. nevermind his words.]

Anyway, yo! Never been too great with formalities in situations like these, or at all really, so let's jus' skip 'em, eh? An' further cut to the chase, if I'm right: I've got a ton 'a fuckin' ceasefires to abide by, so I'd rather not have to kick yer ass! Hell, we could prolly come to a pretty good agreement if ya'd only quit bein' a coward!

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[identity profile] isolatedpiece.livejournal.com 2011-11-21 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I'm sure! Don't you think that if I knew what I did, I would have done it again to leave already?

sobbing

[identity profile] masking.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Anythin' Greek's an insult on its own.

Tell me where yer stayin'.

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[identity profile] masking.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe yer a lazy sadist.

Or masochist, whatever!

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[identity profile] masking.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
don't you have prostitutes where you come from

i brought it up because you need some.

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[identity profile] masking.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, thanks! Yer face reminds me, what's the currency here??

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[identity profile] masking.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's the good thing. Y'know any others here freakishly behind?

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[identity profile] lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
There are women that sell themselves that way, yes. I have no need for them.

You can't judge something like that anyway.

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[identity profile] masking.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
well there you go!

i don't judge... i perceive.

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[identity profile] lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
There what goes? The women I deal with are always talking about how they love me. It's a hassle.

There's nothing about me that suggests that.

/pets

[identity profile] gocoldturkey.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT NO WAY. CREEPIN' ON MY FLAT.

[identity profile] masking.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
IT'S SO I CAN AVOID YA, YA MORON!

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[identity profile] masking.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
that's it's possible to make love without falling IN love.

but yeah, i guess if they're just talking about that then that's off limits.

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[identity profile] lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com 2011-11-22 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"Make love"? What a delicate way to put it... My body is under my control; if I need something then I'll find my own way to take care of it.

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[identity profile] masking.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
ok, fair enough.

but if you ever need help with something let me know.

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[identity profile] lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Is that your way of saying that you frequently consort with prostitutes here?

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[identity profile] masking.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT

i was trying to be a nice guy!! i meant just friendly favors to help out, not sexual ones!

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[identity profile] lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Somehow you just make it sound that way. I notice that you haven't answered.

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[identity profile] masking.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
i literally just got here, how could i do that.

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[identity profile] lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Then it looks like you'll be left to your own devices. [ Yes, that was his attempt at a burn. ]

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[identity profile] masking.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
what? masturbation??

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[identity profile] lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's an extended pause between that message and this one. ]

If that sort of thing suits you. It sounds like it does.

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[identity profile] masking.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 03:45 am (UTC)(link)




are you a girl or boy???

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[identity profile] lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
This really is pointless.

I'm male.

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[identity profile] masking.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
ok, YOU brought that one up.

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[identity profile] lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com 2011-11-23 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
I've done nothing but answer your inane questions. It should be obvious what my sex is.

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