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[scimitar]

Testin', testin', one two three...!

[tap tap tap. etc. right on the mic.]

Oi, look! That means it's on, right? Yeah, haha, great--

[he may or may not be aware it's recording video, but chances are he wouldn't care less-- though sans the mask, and that'd be an entirely different matter. for now, however, he wears the brightest of grins and composes himself in what he'd like to think of as a rather friendly manner. nevermind his words.]

Anyway, yo! Never been too great with formalities in situations like these, or at all really, so let's jus' skip 'em, eh? An' further cut to the chase, if I'm right: I've got a ton 'a fuckin' ceasefires to abide by, so I'd rather not have to kick yer ass! Hell, we could prolly come to a pretty good agreement if ya'd only quit bein' a coward!

Comments

[masking.livejournal.com]

[oh BOI DON'T YOU GO THERE--]

I ain't alone, an' I could get a date if I fuckin' WANTED to!

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

No way.

[masking.livejournal.com]

'Course I could.

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

Prove it.

[masking.livejournal.com]

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Yer mother.

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

woooowwww.



ruuuude.


She's dead


I don't insult your dead mom.

[masking.livejournal.com]

I don' give a shit, not like I can remember her in the firs' place!

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

I'd say you were raised by wolves, but then I'd be insulting wolves. ((and he doesn't even like them in the first place.))

[masking.livejournal.com]

Go to hell! That's totally my legend, don' be tryin' to steal THAT too!

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

No way, you stole it from mom.

[masking.livejournal.com]

Maybe yer mom didn' think it so much an insult to 'em, eh?

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

... What story are you talking about....

[masking.livejournal.com]

The legend 'a Asena, duh.

The fuck're you talkin' 'bout?

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

Wow, I'm talking about your distant cousin, Lycaon.

metter what.......

[masking.livejournal.com]

Lycaon don' matter, 'specially if it's rude.

l-lol i was like 'o-oh okay he's harder to understand than sweden, that works'

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

You're more of an insult to him, probably...

sobbing

[masking.livejournal.com]

Anythin' Greek's an insult on its own.

Tell me where yer stayin'.

/pets

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

WHAT NO WAY. CREEPIN' ON MY FLAT.

[masking.livejournal.com]

IT'S SO I CAN AVOID YA, YA MORON!

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

Creeper!!

[masking.livejournal.com]

Maybe yer jus' hopin' I'd be.

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

WOW! Double creeper.

[masking.livejournal.com]

Is this reverse-psychology or somethin'?

[gocoldturkey.livejournal.com]

What do you think?

[masking.livejournal.com]

Errr...

Keep it up! I'll hunt ya down.