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bir [video]

Testin', testin', one two three...!

[tap tap tap. etc. right on the mic.]

Oi, look! That means it's on, right? Yeah, haha, great--

[he may or may not be aware it's recording video, but chances are he wouldn't care less-- though sans the mask, and that'd be an entirely different matter. for now, however, he wears the brightest of grins and composes himself in what he'd like to think of as a rather friendly manner. nevermind his words.]

Anyway, yo! Never been too great with formalities in situations like these, or at all really, so let's jus' skip 'em, eh? An' further cut to the chase, if I'm right: I've got a ton 'a fuckin' ceasefires to abide by, so I'd rather not have to kick yer ass! Hell, we could prolly come to a pretty good agreement if ya'd only quit bein' a coward!

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I don't want to get laid; I want to find these scientists and punish them accordingly.

what if getting laid made it easier for you to find them

[ Wait, what. No. Wait. ]

If something like that were absolutely necessary, perhaps...

probably, just saying.

also i mean what if it turns out the chick you bang actually turns out to be a scientist, and she falls madly in love with your aloof charms and then you manage to convince her to send everyone home.

[ What the hell, that is not how a ninja should think. That is looking way too far underneath the underneath, or whatever. ]

That's hardly a likely scenario and not a good enough reason for me to do that to women at random. I don't need women bothering me in this place as well.

bothering you???

that's a good thing you know. i mean as long as it's the no strings attached kind of thing and they know it too.

No strings attached? That kind of relationship doesn't exist.

Why are we discussing this?

of course it does!

because you brought it up.

It doesn't. You form bonds with that kind of person whether you want to or not.

You're the one that brought this up, utilizing food.

don't you have prostitutes where you come from

i brought it up because you need some.

There are women that sell themselves that way, yes. I have no need for them.

You can't judge something like that anyway.

well there you go!

i don't judge... i perceive.

There what goes? The women I deal with are always talking about how they love me. It's a hassle.

There's nothing about me that suggests that.

that's it's possible to make love without falling IN love.

but yeah, i guess if they're just talking about that then that's off limits.

"Make love"? What a delicate way to put it... My body is under my control; if I need something then I'll find my own way to take care of it.

ok, fair enough.

but if you ever need help with something let me know.

Is that your way of saying that you frequently consort with prostitutes here?

WHAT

i was trying to be a nice guy!! i meant just friendly favors to help out, not sexual ones!

Somehow you just make it sound that way. I notice that you haven't answered.

i literally just got here, how could i do that.

Then it looks like you'll be left to your own devices. [ Yes, that was his attempt at a burn. ]

what? masturbation??

[ There's an extended pause between that message and this one. ]

If that sort of thing suits you. It sounds like it does.

are you a girl or boy???

This really is pointless.

I'm male.

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