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Testin', testin', one two three...!

[tap tap tap. etc. right on the mic.]

Oi, look! That means it's on, right? Yeah, haha, great--

[he may or may not be aware it's recording video, but chances are he wouldn't care less-- though sans the mask, and that'd be an entirely different matter. for now, however, he wears the brightest of grins and composes himself in what he'd like to think of as a rather friendly manner. nevermind his words.]

Anyway, yo! Never been too great with formalities in situations like these, or at all really, so let's jus' skip 'em, eh? An' further cut to the chase, if I'm right: I've got a ton 'a fuckin' ceasefires to abide by, so I'd rather not have to kick yer ass! Hell, we could prolly come to a pretty good agreement if ya'd only quit bein' a coward!

Comments

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[masking.livejournal.com]

well there you go!

i don't judge... i perceive.

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[lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com]

There what goes? The women I deal with are always talking about how they love me. It's a hassle.

There's nothing about me that suggests that.

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[masking.livejournal.com]

that's it's possible to make love without falling IN love.

but yeah, i guess if they're just talking about that then that's off limits.

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[lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com]

"Make love"? What a delicate way to put it... My body is under my control; if I need something then I'll find my own way to take care of it.

[text]

[masking.livejournal.com]

ok, fair enough.

but if you ever need help with something let me know.

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[lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com]

Is that your way of saying that you frequently consort with prostitutes here?

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[masking.livejournal.com]

WHAT

i was trying to be a nice guy!! i meant just friendly favors to help out, not sexual ones!

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[lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com]

Somehow you just make it sound that way. I notice that you haven't answered.

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[masking.livejournal.com]

i literally just got here, how could i do that.

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[lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com]

Then it looks like you'll be left to your own devices. [ Yes, that was his attempt at a burn. ]

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[masking.livejournal.com]

what? masturbation??

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[lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com]

[ There's an extended pause between that message and this one. ]

If that sort of thing suits you. It sounds like it does.

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[masking.livejournal.com]

are you a girl or boy???

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[lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com]

This really is pointless.

I'm male.

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[masking.livejournal.com]

ok, YOU brought that one up.

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[lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com]

I've done nothing but answer your inane questions. It should be obvious what my sex is.

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[masking.livejournal.com]

no need to get defensive.

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[lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com]

I have no desire to let you think of me as a girl.

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[masking.livejournal.com]

nothing wrong with that!

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[lastofthelegacy.livejournal.com]

[ You are the strangest person. ]

Of course there are things wrong with it; I'm a man.