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Testin', testin', one two three...!

[tap tap tap. etc. right on the mic.]

Oi, look! That means it's on, right? Yeah, haha, great--

[he may or may not be aware it's recording video, but chances are he wouldn't care less-- though sans the mask, and that'd be an entirely different matter. for now, however, he wears the brightest of grins and composes himself in what he'd like to think of as a rather friendly manner. nevermind his words.]

Anyway, yo! Never been too great with formalities in situations like these, or at all really, so let's jus' skip 'em, eh? An' further cut to the chase, if I'm right: I've got a ton 'a fuckin' ceasefires to abide by, so I'd rather not have to kick yer ass! Hell, we could prolly come to a pretty good agreement if ya'd only quit bein' a coward!

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[video in some language they both know]

[bauhinia]

Who is "you" and which ceasefires?

[ He's not involved, but hey. Curious. ]

[video HAHAHA english i guess??]

[masking.livejournal.com]

Who is you? Who the hell are you, you mean!

Ya sound like a lil' kid. But maybe familiar!

[video english it is!!]

[bauhinia]

Hey, don't get me mixed up with China. It's Hong Kong, okay?

[video]

[masking.livejournal.com]

Hong... Kong? Right! Okay!

Still convinced I could take ya!

[video]

[bauhinia]

You gonna challenge everyone you meet?

[video]

[masking.livejournal.com]

Maybe, maybe not! Concerned?? I would be! But firs' they gotta spill the beans 'bout this place!

[video]

[bauhinia]

You don't have to twist my arm to get me to talk.

[video]

[masking.livejournal.com]

Then what's the hold up?! Talk already!

[video]

[bauhinia]

What d'you wanna know?

[video]

[masking.livejournal.com]

Let's start with everythin' 'bout this place!

[video]

[bauhinia]

That's a pretty tall order. It's called Fortuna, for one thing. That's the planet.

[video]

[masking.livejournal.com]

Go on.

[video]

[bauhinia]

There are a couple of different cities. Discedo, Dissimulo, and Spero. There's probably more, but I've never heard of people living anywhere else. It'd be good to figure out where you are.

[video]

[masking.livejournal.com]

... Okay.

[so have the panning of his camera, hong kong. there's a hospital, maybe a movie theatre way down the street, but definitely the edge of a university. plus a sign that says "3rd avenue"; all of which, together, may be recognizable as a bit of spero.]

Y'know this place?

[video]

[bauhinia]

Yeah, I think so. [ From the several other videos he's seen of it. ] It's definitely not Discedo. Looks like Spero? I don't know how many of us are there.

[video]

[masking.livejournal.com]

How many are in the other cities? This place looks like a ghost town!

[video]

[bauhinia]

How many of us or how many people? There's gotta be at least fifteen countries here.

[video]

[masking.livejournal.com]

Meant people in general, but...

Fifteen? Really?

[video]

[bauhinia]

I'm not sure. About a hundred?

Yeah, let's see. Including girl versions, there's two Japans, two Englands, two Frances, girl Prussia, Italy — the southern one, and there's a boy and girl version — plus America, Spain, Norway, Germany, Austria, China, Taiwan, Korea... oh, and Greece.

That's all I know of. And you and me.

[video]

[masking.livejournal.com]

[waitwait BACK THE FUCK UP]







"Girl versions"...?

[video]

[bauhinia]

Yeah, apparently there's like, this alternate universe and we're girls in it.

[ Totally normal, dude. ]

[video]

[masking.livejournal.com]

Ehh.. But how d'ya know they're tellin' the truth?! They could be jus' some crazy fan impostors!

[video]

[bauhinia]

Wait 'til you meet one of them. You'll see.

[video]

[masking.livejournal.com]

...

So there could be two Greece's in the future too. Fuckin' fantastic.

[video]

[bauhinia]

I wonder what Greece looks like as a girl.