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bir [video]

Testin', testin', one two three...!

[tap tap tap. etc. right on the mic.]

Oi, look! That means it's on, right? Yeah, haha, great--

[he may or may not be aware it's recording video, but chances are he wouldn't care less-- though sans the mask, and that'd be an entirely different matter. for now, however, he wears the brightest of grins and composes himself in what he'd like to think of as a rather friendly manner. nevermind his words.]

Anyway, yo! Never been too great with formalities in situations like these, or at all really, so let's jus' skip 'em, eh? An' further cut to the chase, if I'm right: I've got a ton 'a fuckin' ceasefires to abide by, so I'd rather not have to kick yer ass! Hell, we could prolly come to a pretty good agreement if ya'd only quit bein' a coward!

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Not human? What do you mean by that?

i mean last time i checked, humans don't live for thousands of years all on their own.

Thousands of years? There are many things in this world that I don't understand yet.

I was told we had chips embedded in us to control our abilities. I wonder if something innate would be controlled also.

[... similar pause in... typing, goes here.]

chips??

Ah. The technology is difficult to understand, but I can't use any of the abilities I could use before. Has nothing changed for you?

no? i mean, even if i did, i chalked it up to other reasons, not having a fucking chip embedded somewhere in me.

i thought you were human.

I am human. And there is a chip inside of you. [ So chatty. ]

you mentioned "abilities".

Ah. I'm human but I'm also a shinobi. I can't mold chakra in order to breathe fire or to use any of my other techniques.

when the fuck

anyway
so you are one of japan's!

"When the fuck"? Saying I'm one of Japan's over and over again doesn't mean I'll understand it.

the first time was in the form of a question, which you didn't answer, so i was forced to draw conclusions myself!

though how could you not know what that is

I've never heard of this person, Japan. Though since I came here his name has come up often.

he's a nation too, if you hadn't gathered. but you should get to know him if you have the chance, he's a real good guy!

What makes you think that I'm with him, then? I was born in the Fire Country.

because shinobis and ninjas are something that he had in his feudal era. plus your name's japanese.

where's the fire country?

Feudal era? None of that makes any sense.

The Fire Country is the centermost of all of the great countries. One of the largest, also, in the middle of the continent.

[ ... huh.]

how many other continents?

There is only one, though it is divided by fault lines and water.

you and your posse probably used a time machine to go back in time and live on pangaea then.

My posse? Pangaea? You're a strange man and nothing you say makes sense.

it's called common sense, sorry you don't have any.

[like five years old yes]

We're from different places. You're assuming I'm familiar with your terminology.

[ This is going so well. ]

are you kidding me.

more fucking planets??

If that's how you want to differentiate it in your mind. I don't know about other worlds, but we're clearly unfamiliar with one another's homelands.

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