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bir [video]

Testin', testin', one two three...!

[tap tap tap. etc. right on the mic.]

Oi, look! That means it's on, right? Yeah, haha, great--

[he may or may not be aware it's recording video, but chances are he wouldn't care less-- though sans the mask, and that'd be an entirely different matter. for now, however, he wears the brightest of grins and composes himself in what he'd like to think of as a rather friendly manner. nevermind his words.]

Anyway, yo! Never been too great with formalities in situations like these, or at all really, so let's jus' skip 'em, eh? An' further cut to the chase, if I'm right: I've got a ton 'a fuckin' ceasefires to abide by, so I'd rather not have to kick yer ass! Hell, we could prolly come to a pretty good agreement if ya'd only quit bein' a coward!

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you and your posse probably used a time machine to go back in time and live on pangaea then.

My posse? Pangaea? You're a strange man and nothing you say makes sense.

it's called common sense, sorry you don't have any.

[like five years old yes]

We're from different places. You're assuming I'm familiar with your terminology.

[ This is going so well. ]

are you kidding me.

more fucking planets??

If that's how you want to differentiate it in your mind. I don't know about other worlds, but we're clearly unfamiliar with one another's homelands.

all right, fine. i'll buy it! may as well since i've already taken out most of the goddamn store.

can't really think of any other plausible explanation anyway, unless you want to stick with my other theory.

For now I don't think that kind of detail matters. What matters is managing to return.

thought it was just on a whim.
unless we want to find them and force them to.

You want to stay here? What other choice do we have? I spoke to you because I thought you might have useful information.

i never said that!
and why would you do that, i just got here.

though i have useful information about everything else.

You seemed like you possessed some level of confidence. I didn't know how long you'd been here either way.

In that case, say something useful.

hey thanks!

i could give you a pretty fucking awesome recipe for cezerye.
if useful = valuable too!

I don't need a recipe. What good would something like that do here?

Is that all you know?

because it's a natural aphrodisiac.
you probably just need to get laid.

We're stuck in a place like this and such pointless pursuits are your main concern?

i know. it's hard to be this altruistic all the time.

I don't want to get laid; I want to find these scientists and punish them accordingly.

what if getting laid made it easier for you to find them

[ Wait, what. No. Wait. ]

If something like that were absolutely necessary, perhaps...

probably, just saying.

also i mean what if it turns out the chick you bang actually turns out to be a scientist, and she falls madly in love with your aloof charms and then you manage to convince her to send everyone home.

[ What the hell, that is not how a ninja should think. That is looking way too far underneath the underneath, or whatever. ]

That's hardly a likely scenario and not a good enough reason for me to do that to women at random. I don't need women bothering me in this place as well.

bothering you???

that's a good thing you know. i mean as long as it's the no strings attached kind of thing and they know it too.

No strings attached? That kind of relationship doesn't exist.

Why are we discussing this?

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[text] you're one to talk!