bir [video]

[scimitar]

Testin', testin', one two three...!

[tap tap tap. etc. right on the mic.]

Oi, look! That means it's on, right? Yeah, haha, great--

[he may or may not be aware it's recording video, but chances are he wouldn't care less-- though sans the mask, and that'd be an entirely different matter. for now, however, he wears the brightest of grins and composes himself in what he'd like to think of as a rather friendly manner. nevermind his words.]

Anyway, yo! Never been too great with formalities in situations like these, or at all really, so let's jus' skip 'em, eh? An' further cut to the chase, if I'm right: I've got a ton 'a fuckin' ceasefires to abide by, so I'd rather not have to kick yer ass! Hell, we could prolly come to a pretty good agreement if ya'd only quit bein' a coward!

Comments

[masking.livejournal.com]

Yo, Norveç! Knew it couldn' be you, but starin's rude y'know!

[mysterycross.livejournal.com]

...What're ya talkin about. What's not me?

[masking.livejournal.com]

Kidnappin'! Yer neutral.

[mysterycross.livejournal.com]

...So I am. But no one's doin' the kidnappin' for political reasons.

[masking.livejournal.com]

Then what's the reason?

[mysterycross.livejournal.com]

Dunno. No one knows. Just that some scientists brought us here.

[masking.livejournal.com]

If they're kidnappin' nations, then OBVIOUSLY it's their goal to take over the world!

[mysterycross.livejournal.com]

There's people here other than nations.
They're takin us as people, not as countries.

[masking.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[does not process.]

[mysterycross.livejournal.com]

Yer human here, dummy. {He totally just said this, in his Norwegian way. Weren't you paying attention?}

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[masking.livejournal.com]

[masking.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! No way! That's impossible--!

[mysterycross.livejournal.com]

It's true. There's a chip stuck in us that makes us human. No powers. No nothin'. I'll bet ya can't feel home right now.

[masking.livejournal.com]

[well, he'd like to stick to denial. but now that norway mentions it, situation aside...]

Maybe it's jus' the atmosphere or somethin'.

[mysterycross.livejournal.com]

It's not. I'm tellin' ya, yer human. I don't care if ya believe me or not, but what's true is true.

[masking.livejournal.com]

[...]

How d'ya remove it?

[mysterycross.livejournal.com]

I think ya gotta talk to a doctor.

[masking.livejournal.com]

There are doctors in this shithole?

[mysterycross.livejournal.com]

Several, I think.

[masking.livejournal.com]

Well, damn. Guess I'll be findin' one then!

[mysterycross.livejournal.com]

One's called Cube, I know.

[masking.livejournal.com]

D'ya know 'em personally?

I suck at spelling forever

[mysterycross.livejournal.com]

Aquaintences.

[masking.livejournal.com]

Figures!

Thanks for the info though, I guess~

[mysterycross.livejournal.com]

Just don't die.