iki [voice]

[scimitar]

[BZZZZZZZZZZZZT--] [...] An' here I thought this place couldn' get much worse! Then I find out ya got a fuckin' vampire problem on top 'a it all?!

'Kay so, round up yer garlic, rosaries, wooden stakes, mirrors, silver bullets, however the hell ya gotta deal with 'em. Get 'em in the head or heart.

--But I still can't believe some 'a you willingly consort with 'em! I hope yer jus' ignorant! All they wanna do is drain yer blood, maybe reanimate yer corpse to join 'em. They're prolly really friendly too! Point is...

VAMPIRES. ARE NOT. NICE. It's jus' an act for 'em to get what they want. So don' get yerself offed by 'em, eh? Or fed on, or worse yet: turned. Cuz then yer gonna die twice over if I get my way.

I'll kill ya if I get the chance.

Comments

[masking.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess so! An' then maybe we can see each other more often, huh?!

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Perhaps so. It has been quite some time since I have visited Turkey-san, so I suppose this sort of thing is close enough.

[masking.livejournal.com]

[not like... he needed an excuse to visit you anyway...]

I forget if I asked! But where d'ya live, again?

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[Turkey it would help if you didn't make enemies with the people Japan likes gosh]

Marshall 103-104. Ah, that is in Discedo.

[masking.livejournal.com]

[stop reading my threads gosh]

Awesome~ An' how's Marshall in itself?

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[no never you can't make me!!!]

It is the busiest apartment complex [read: nosiest] but I enjoy it. Even if my door is stolen far too often, and it is difficult to enjoy a calming bath...

It is better than a warehouse.

[masking.livejournal.com]

... Why do people steal yer door?

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...America-san is upset with me. But things have been fine for a while, so perhaps the "door war" has finally ended.

[masking.livejournal.com]

Wow, that sounds sounds even dumber than the War 'a Stray Dog.

But okay, uhh. Keep that in mind!

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[So blunt..... Oh but it's true. Sob.]

Y-yes. Ah, if Turkey-san is going to visit, a call in advance would be appreciated... [He's stalking that thread too...]

- *sounds woops

[masking.livejournal.com]

Can do~

I didn't even notice that...

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

Ah, but has Turkey-san been well?

fuuu

[masking.livejournal.com]

No, cuz there are vampires here!

[just in case you. didn't notice or something.]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I apologize. [Why are you apologizing Japan you weirdo SIGH]