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Dec. 7th, 2011 03:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
scimitar[BZZZZZZZZZZZZT--] [...] An' here I thought this place couldn' get much worse! Then I find out ya got a fuckin' vampire problem on top 'a it all?!
'Kay so, round up yer garlic, rosaries, wooden stakes, mirrors, silver bullets, however the hell ya gotta deal with 'em. Get 'em in the head or heart.
--But I still can't believe some 'a you willingly consort with 'em! I hope yer jus' ignorant! All they wanna do is drain yer blood, maybe reanimate yer corpse to join 'em. They're prolly really friendly too! Point is...
VAMPIRES. ARE NOT. NICE. It's jus' an act for 'em to get what they want. So don' get yerself offed by 'em, eh? Or fed on, or worse yet: turned. Cuz then yer gonna die twice over if I get my way.
I'll kill ya if I get the chance.
'Kay so, round up yer garlic, rosaries, wooden stakes, mirrors, silver bullets, however the hell ya gotta deal with 'em. Get 'em in the head or heart.
--But I still can't believe some 'a you willingly consort with 'em! I hope yer jus' ignorant! All they wanna do is drain yer blood, maybe reanimate yer corpse to join 'em. They're prolly really friendly too! Point is...
VAMPIRES. ARE NOT. NICE. It's jus' an act for 'em to get what they want. So don' get yerself offed by 'em, eh? Or fed on, or worse yet: turned. Cuz then yer gonna die twice over if I get my way.
I'll kill ya if I get the chance.
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Date: 2011-12-08 01:46 am (UTC)video;
Date: 2011-12-08 01:51 am (UTC)... I am afraid to ask what brought this on.
video; that's* hello fail tonight
Date: 2011-12-08 02:15 am (UTC)Good!
video; it's okay, france's diplomacy is a little shaky today C:
Date: 2011-12-08 02:25 am (UTC)What brought this on? Did you piss someone off and get your ass kicked?
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Date: 2011-12-08 02:26 am (UTC)video;
Date: 2011-12-08 02:30 am (UTC)So that's a "yes."
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Date: 2011-12-08 02:31 am (UTC)Go to hell, I didn' say that.
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Date: 2011-12-08 02:34 am (UTC)[he runs a hand through his hair] Has someone told you that people are revived after they're killed?
Ah, but if you want, go for the one who dresses badly and who has strange blue hair that wiggles. He's bedding Amerique but he smells like unwashed corpses.
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Date: 2011-12-08 02:36 am (UTC)Tatsumi, ya mean?
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Date: 2011-12-08 02:41 am (UTC)Oui! That pute is bad news.
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Date: 2011-12-10 06:36 am (UTC)He do somethin' to ya too?
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Date: 2011-12-11 04:52 am (UTC)...
Then he tried to suggest sleeping together.
[When France thinks something is skeevy you know something's up, okay.]
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Date: 2011-12-15 12:47 am (UTC)So basically, he's jus' fuckin' nuts. An Amerika's craziest for datin' him.
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Date: 2011-12-15 10:46 am (UTC)Eh, whatever. You will need help because Tatsumi is unchipped, but-- so am I.
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Date: 2011-12-20 05:31 am (UTC)But what are ya, really offerin' to help? [can you hear the doubt in his voice]
video; this icon is symbolic somehow
Date: 2011-12-20 05:33 am (UTC)[But yes. Yes he is offering to help.]
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Date: 2011-12-20 05:37 am (UTC)video;
Date: 2011-12-20 05:37 am (UTC)video;
Date: 2011-12-20 05:43 am (UTC)Okay, okay. There are a few surgeons around. The one who removed my chip is called Cube; he has dark skin, dark hair and he is very polite. He runs the cafe in Discedo.
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