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Dec. 7th, 2011 03:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
[BZZZZZZZZZZZZT--] [...] An' here I thought this place couldn' get much worse! Then I find out ya got a fuckin' vampire problem on top 'a it all?!
'Kay so, round up yer garlic, rosaries, wooden stakes, mirrors, silver bullets, however the hell ya gotta deal with 'em. Get 'em in the head or heart.
--But I still can't believe some 'a you willingly consort with 'em! I hope yer jus' ignorant! All they wanna do is drain yer blood, maybe reanimate yer corpse to join 'em. They're prolly really friendly too! Point is...
VAMPIRES. ARE NOT. NICE. It's jus' an act for 'em to get what they want. So don' get yerself offed by 'em, eh? Or fed on, or worse yet: turned. Cuz then yer gonna die twice over if I get my way.
I'll kill ya if I get the chance.
'Kay so, round up yer garlic, rosaries, wooden stakes, mirrors, silver bullets, however the hell ya gotta deal with 'em. Get 'em in the head or heart.
--But I still can't believe some 'a you willingly consort with 'em! I hope yer jus' ignorant! All they wanna do is drain yer blood, maybe reanimate yer corpse to join 'em. They're prolly really friendly too! Point is...
VAMPIRES. ARE NOT. NICE. It's jus' an act for 'em to get what they want. So don' get yerself offed by 'em, eh? Or fed on, or worse yet: turned. Cuz then yer gonna die twice over if I get my way.
I'll kill ya if I get the chance.
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Date: 2011-12-08 02:14 am (UTC)We were fine before and we'll be fine now.
{Says the guy who got his leg broken by America's werepire boyfriend.}
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Date: 2011-12-08 02:16 am (UTC)But ya weren't fine before! I've heard otherwise. 'Sides, if there's really nothing to worry 'bout, than ya shouldn' be worryin' 'bout me anyway.
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Date: 2011-12-08 02:20 am (UTC)Like I said, I won't worry about ya if yer gonna act like an idiot about everythin'.
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Date: 2011-12-08 02:21 am (UTC)I ain't, so there!
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Date: 2011-12-08 02:26 am (UTC)Fine then.
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Date: 2011-12-08 02:38 am (UTC){No reason to make you flip out any more.}
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Date: 2011-12-08 03:20 am (UTC)Can ya tell me one thing, though?
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