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Dec. 7th, 2011 03:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
scimitar[BZZZZZZZZZZZZT--] [...] An' here I thought this place couldn' get much worse! Then I find out ya got a fuckin' vampire problem on top 'a it all?!
'Kay so, round up yer garlic, rosaries, wooden stakes, mirrors, silver bullets, however the hell ya gotta deal with 'em. Get 'em in the head or heart.
--But I still can't believe some 'a you willingly consort with 'em! I hope yer jus' ignorant! All they wanna do is drain yer blood, maybe reanimate yer corpse to join 'em. They're prolly really friendly too! Point is...
VAMPIRES. ARE NOT. NICE. It's jus' an act for 'em to get what they want. So don' get yerself offed by 'em, eh? Or fed on, or worse yet: turned. Cuz then yer gonna die twice over if I get my way.
I'll kill ya if I get the chance.
'Kay so, round up yer garlic, rosaries, wooden stakes, mirrors, silver bullets, however the hell ya gotta deal with 'em. Get 'em in the head or heart.
--But I still can't believe some 'a you willingly consort with 'em! I hope yer jus' ignorant! All they wanna do is drain yer blood, maybe reanimate yer corpse to join 'em. They're prolly really friendly too! Point is...
VAMPIRES. ARE NOT. NICE. It's jus' an act for 'em to get what they want. So don' get yerself offed by 'em, eh? Or fed on, or worse yet: turned. Cuz then yer gonna die twice over if I get my way.
I'll kill ya if I get the chance.
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Date: 2011-12-09 02:52 am (UTC)"meant for them", whatever.
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Date: 2011-12-09 02:54 am (UTC)[He's just honestly startled]
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Date: 2011-12-09 02:56 am (UTC)i mean you got people who want to protect you right?? obviously.
plus you're my friend, so yeah.
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Date: 2011-12-09 03:00 am (UTC)[He's legit embarrassed now so that's why his reply is lame IT'S A GOOD THING MARCO CAN'T HACK FOR SHIT. Hm but, so people actually think that... or at least two people have said that, so...]
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Date: 2011-12-09 03:02 am (UTC)cuz they're just that.
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Date: 2011-12-09 03:06 am (UTC)[text; FUCKING 95% LOCK]
Date: 2011-12-09 03:08 am (UTC)or anything remotely related to that.
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Date: 2011-12-09 03:10 am (UTC)I will keep that in mind.
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Date: 2011-12-09 03:16 am (UTC)