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Dec. 7th, 2011 03:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
scimitar[BZZZZZZZZZZZZT--] [...] An' here I thought this place couldn' get much worse! Then I find out ya got a fuckin' vampire problem on top 'a it all?!
'Kay so, round up yer garlic, rosaries, wooden stakes, mirrors, silver bullets, however the hell ya gotta deal with 'em. Get 'em in the head or heart.
--But I still can't believe some 'a you willingly consort with 'em! I hope yer jus' ignorant! All they wanna do is drain yer blood, maybe reanimate yer corpse to join 'em. They're prolly really friendly too! Point is...
VAMPIRES. ARE NOT. NICE. It's jus' an act for 'em to get what they want. So don' get yerself offed by 'em, eh? Or fed on, or worse yet: turned. Cuz then yer gonna die twice over if I get my way.
I'll kill ya if I get the chance.
'Kay so, round up yer garlic, rosaries, wooden stakes, mirrors, silver bullets, however the hell ya gotta deal with 'em. Get 'em in the head or heart.
--But I still can't believe some 'a you willingly consort with 'em! I hope yer jus' ignorant! All they wanna do is drain yer blood, maybe reanimate yer corpse to join 'em. They're prolly really friendly too! Point is...
VAMPIRES. ARE NOT. NICE. It's jus' an act for 'em to get what they want. So don' get yerself offed by 'em, eh? Or fed on, or worse yet: turned. Cuz then yer gonna die twice over if I get my way.
I'll kill ya if I get the chance.
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Date: 2011-12-09 03:16 am (UTC)i havve douchebags to stalk and people to threaten!!!
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Date: 2011-12-09 03:33 am (UTC)You mean you weren't going to anyway? I'm disappointed. And here I thought I could count on you Lightning.
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Date: 2011-12-09 03:34 am (UTC)i didnt say i wwasnt goin to
i just said dont boss me around
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Date: 2011-12-09 03:43 am (UTC)text;
Date: 2011-12-09 03:49 am (UTC)the human anatomy called the dick
im goin to punch him in the dick
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Date: 2011-12-09 04:32 am (UTC)