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scimitar[BZZZZZZZZZZZZT--] [...] An' here I thought this place couldn' get much worse! Then I find out ya got a fuckin' vampire problem on top 'a it all?!
'Kay so, round up yer garlic, rosaries, wooden stakes, mirrors, silver bullets, however the hell ya gotta deal with 'em. Get 'em in the head or heart.
--But I still can't believe some 'a you willingly consort with 'em! I hope yer jus' ignorant! All they wanna do is drain yer blood, maybe reanimate yer corpse to join 'em. They're prolly really friendly too! Point is...
VAMPIRES. ARE NOT. NICE. It's jus' an act for 'em to get what they want. So don' get yerself offed by 'em, eh? Or fed on, or worse yet: turned. Cuz then yer gonna die twice over if I get my way.
I'll kill ya if I get the chance.
'Kay so, round up yer garlic, rosaries, wooden stakes, mirrors, silver bullets, however the hell ya gotta deal with 'em. Get 'em in the head or heart.
--But I still can't believe some 'a you willingly consort with 'em! I hope yer jus' ignorant! All they wanna do is drain yer blood, maybe reanimate yer corpse to join 'em. They're prolly really friendly too! Point is...
VAMPIRES. ARE NOT. NICE. It's jus' an act for 'em to get what they want. So don' get yerself offed by 'em, eh? Or fed on, or worse yet: turned. Cuz then yer gonna die twice over if I get my way.
I'll kill ya if I get the chance.
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Date: 2011-12-09 07:07 pm (UTC)Everywhere....
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Date: 2011-12-10 06:33 am (UTC)[that's...
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Date: 2011-12-10 07:04 am (UTC)What made you think that I was a bad girl?
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Date: 2011-12-13 12:34 am (UTC)[SO. BLUNTLY.]
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Date: 2011-12-23 06:49 am (UTC)[Depending on your answer may get you a punch in the face or not upon first physical meeting.]
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Date: 2011-12-23 07:01 am (UTC)But yer not, so don' go outta yer way to prove me wrong.
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Date: 2011-12-23 07:09 am (UTC)Only if you play with me and also prove that you are not cool!
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Date: 2011-12-23 07:28 am (UTC)[but he's... so bad at playing nice...]
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Date: 2011-12-23 07:35 am (UTC)[Don't worry, she just won't play with him anymore if she doesn't like it.]
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Date: 2011-12-23 07:51 am (UTC)What do they look like?
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