üç [video]
Dec. 24th, 2011 02:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
scimitar[hi, discedo. guess who's apparently all up for holiday cheer this year? this may or may not be owe to mistletoe effects, but he doesn't seem be to a) aware or b) complaining. hell, he's even dressed up in a weird outfit that may or may not be familiar to others. all in good fun, right? judging by his demeanor, he certainly thinks so.]
Yo~! Merry Christmas, hahahaha! Or happy holidays, whatever the hell floats yer boat! Or mine, even. Mostly this jus' means it's time to get wasted-- so party at Greece's place. BYOB, etc!
[no asking involved here, nope. not that he really.. seems to care all that much.]
--Also, Santa was Turkish, y'know! An' I guess that's all I gotta say on the matter, so enjoy yer gifts.♪
(ooc: he'll be wondering around... just about everywhere, so feel free to have your character bump into him under some mistletoe if you want. also through SHEER DILIGENCE some characters received these gifts!)
Yo~! Merry Christmas, hahahaha! Or happy holidays, whatever the hell floats yer boat! Or mine, even. Mostly this jus' means it's time to get wasted-- so party at Greece's place. BYOB, etc!
[no asking involved here, nope. not that he really.. seems to care all that much.]
--Also, Santa was Turkish, y'know! An' I guess that's all I gotta say on the matter, so enjoy yer gifts.♪
(ooc: he'll be wondering around... just about everywhere, so feel free to have your character bump into him under some mistletoe if you want. also through SHEER DILIGENCE some characters received these gifts!)
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
[action]
Date: 2011-12-25 04:51 am (UTC)Ah. You. [ He's learned a little English from Hong Kong by now. Maybe that'll get across. ] Take back this thing.
[action]
Date: 2011-12-25 05:19 am (UTC)[shaking his head. that's universal, right? except when you're in bulgaria and everything likes to be the opposite, though he takes it anyway to rip it open. and reveal the condom in all its full glory.
which really isn't very glorious at all, more kind of funny looking. he waves it a bit, wondering if sasuke will put anything together with its... suggestive shape...?]
[action]
Date: 2011-12-25 05:36 am (UTC)Ninja die pretty frequently as it is; the last thing they need is popularized birth control keeping their numbers down even more. Check out this sad, sad lack of education. ]
Stop it. Go. [ You strange man, you.
And no, he hasn't noticed the mistletoe. ]
[action]
Date: 2011-12-25 05:55 am (UTC)[needless to say, not going anywhere to notice it yet either. taking out a little plastic baggie of sand to neatly and completely fill it up, then tying it off.
he holds it out to give it a little squeeze.]
See??
[action]
Date: 2011-12-25 06:16 am (UTC)Why is it-- ... I do not want that.
[action]
Date: 2011-12-25 06:18 am (UTC)Just try it!
[BECAUSE APPARENTLY IT'S MAGIC OR SOMETHING IDEK.]
[action]
Date: 2011-12-25 06:43 am (UTC)No, literally, he doesn't like the way the material itself feels. And reluctantly squeezing it once does nothing to change his mind. ]
You are an idiot.
[action]
Date: 2011-12-25 06:59 am (UTC)this is revolutionary, this is. he folds his arms over his chest.]
Well, damn. There any way to make ya feel better?
[may be getting a little ahead of himself with his english, here.]
[action]
Date: 2011-12-25 07:19 am (UTC)Not here. Take it back. [ Outstretched hand. ]
[action]
Date: 2011-12-25 06:17 pm (UTC)and is already thinking of what he could do it with it next-- possibly empty it, make it look used, then hang it over greece's doorknob or something. excellent idea.]
Yeah, okay. But I ain't ever takin' the card back, y'know.
[action]
Date: 2011-12-25 10:05 pm (UTC)Card...? [ He's learned this word but mostly just in relation to flash cards and teaching materials. Hong Kong isn't exactly giving him a set curriculum to work with or anything. ]
[action]
Date: 2011-12-27 05:45 am (UTC)[shoving the stress condom into a pocket and retrieving the bag he'd used to transport the sand. now opening and closing the bag... opening and closing. whether or not this equals "card" or not is up to sasuke, but it really just looks rather strange.]
Like an openin' an' closin' kinda deal, with words on the inside.
[action]
Date: 2011-12-27 06:13 am (UTC)I saw that. [ He gestures to Turkey's pocket. ] No others. [ Finally Sasuke shakes his head and attempts to take a step back.
Oh. Fuck. Not again. He quickly looks up, spotting that mistletoe. ] That is... mistletoe?
[action]
Date: 2011-12-27 07:12 am (UTC)F U C K. that sheepish grin is replaced with a grimace.]
Looks that way, yeah!
[action] it took me so long to decipher that icon
Date: 2011-12-27 07:31 am (UTC)Perhaps he's acquired too much negative energy around himself over the years. Far, far too much. What a punishment... ]
... I do not want this. [ Time to state the obvious. ]
[action] i apologize m._.m
Date: 2012-01-02 04:12 am (UTC)[hopefully sasuke has yet to learn curse words yet. ANYWAY, good humor entirely gone (if you could even consider it such in the first place), it has now been replaced by a much more sour demeanor. he crosses his arms, sleeves draping over each other, and steps a bit closer. sorry, say goodbye to personal space.]
Let's get this over with, eh?
[action] no way, I have attained valuable skills now
Date: 2012-01-02 04:43 am (UTC)Sasuke swallows, barely noticeably, as he raises his head just enough to look Turkey squarely in the eyes. He is right, though, best to get it over with... Then neither of them need to speak about it ever again, yeah? Never again. There is a very brief little sigh of resignation before determination replaces it, Sasuke's hand darting outward to fist itself in Turkey's clothes. He drags him lower, the element of surprise on his side at least, in order to press his lips firmly and decisively against the other's.
... Wait, is that alcohol he smells? ]
[action]
Date: 2012-01-02 06:09 am (UTC)how long were they supposed to hold this, anyway?]
[action] this isn't accurate but I don't get enough chances to use this icon oihfigcb
Date: 2012-01-02 06:34 am (UTC)Sasuke lingers for a few endless seconds before jerking backward again, already reaching up to touch his mouth before rubbing at it.
A shrug of one shoulder. Hint hint. ]
Off.
[action] asdkjlgjjnh
Date: 2012-01-11 02:44 am (UTC)he follows suit, wiping his mouth with the back of a hand and drawing himself back up to his full height.]
Yer welcome.
[action]
Date: 2012-01-11 11:54 am (UTC)You smell. [ So that makes three people he's had to kiss because of these annoying plants, bringing his lifetime total up to four. He is not about to compare them mentally. ... The ratio of men to women isn't comforting, however. ]