iki [voice]

[scimitar]

[BZZZZZZZZZZZZT--] [...] An' here I thought this place couldn' get much worse! Then I find out ya got a fuckin' vampire problem on top 'a it all?!

'Kay so, round up yer garlic, rosaries, wooden stakes, mirrors, silver bullets, however the hell ya gotta deal with 'em. Get 'em in the head or heart.

--But I still can't believe some 'a you willingly consort with 'em! I hope yer jus' ignorant! All they wanna do is drain yer blood, maybe reanimate yer corpse to join 'em. They're prolly really friendly too! Point is...

VAMPIRES. ARE NOT. NICE. It's jus' an act for 'em to get what they want. So don' get yerself offed by 'em, eh? Or fed on, or worse yet: turned. Cuz then yer gonna die twice over if I get my way.

I'll kill ya if I get the chance.

Comments

[masking.livejournal.com]

That idiot's lettin' 'em drink from him?!

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Ah, well... Yes.

1/2

[masking.livejournal.com]

[he can't



he can't even


here have an icon where he has a pot over his head]

[masking.livejournal.com]

Y'know what? He's prolly suffered some weird brain-damage from the constant anemia!

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

No, I believe he is always like this.

[masking.livejournal.com]

...

[recalling america and japan's.. difficulties, here.]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[He's oblivious when he himself is blunt. How sad is that.]

Ah... Did I say something strange?

[masking.livejournal.com]

Noooo~ I believe ya, 'n all. I'd just like to think he ain't that fuckin' stupid.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Things like affection and fondness can do strange things to a person, I believe.

[masking.livejournal.com]

It's dumb an' blindin'.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

... Is that what Turkey-san thinks? [Noooo everything must be like a manga that is so sad]

[masking.livejournal.com]

Obviously. The strange things, that is.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...In most cases, it improves performances in plenty of areas. [But moving on]

I do believe America-san is making a mistake in this case, but there is nothing I can do yet.

[masking.livejournal.com]

[he doesn't get it anyway.]

'Yet'?

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I believe when the time comes that it is clear to even America-san that it was a mistake, I can do something.

[masking.livejournal.com]

So IN THEORY, someone's gotta die again, right?

Or hell, a few even!

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I would like to hope it does not take so long... [He doesn't sound so sure though]

[masking.livejournal.com]

...

What's the 'Watch' an' how do I join?

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

It is a group of people that attempt to help during times of crisis. Ah, preventing them and discussing how to approach certain situations for the good of everyone here is a goal, as well.

[And then a text message from him:] Clicking this should lead to a form.

[masking.livejournal.com]

[welp guess who just signed up.]

Great! Then maybe America can keep his bloodsuckin' boyfriend forever! Hahaha!

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[That reason for joining is so cute Turkey...]

Ah... It will be nice to have Turkey-san on the Watch. [He's mostly saying this so he doesn't have to comment on the bloodsucking boyfriend thing.]

[masking.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess so! An' then maybe we can see each other more often, huh?!

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Perhaps so. It has been quite some time since I have visited Turkey-san, so I suppose this sort of thing is close enough.

[masking.livejournal.com]

[not like... he needed an excuse to visit you anyway...]

I forget if I asked! But where d'ya live, again?

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[Turkey it would help if you didn't make enemies with the people Japan likes gosh]

Marshall 103-104. Ah, that is in Discedo.