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[hi, discedo. guess who's apparently all up for holiday cheer this year? this may or may not be owe to mistletoe effects, but he doesn't seem be to a) aware or b) complaining. hell, he's even dressed up in a weird outfit that may or may not be familiar to others. all in good fun, right? judging by his demeanor, he certainly thinks so.]

Yo~! Merry Christmas, hahahaha! Or happy holidays, whatever the hell floats yer boat! Or mine, even. Mostly this jus' means it's time to get wasted-- so party at Greece's place. BYOB, etc!

[no asking involved here, nope. not that he really.. seems to care all that much.]

--Also, Santa was Turkish, y'know! An' I guess that's all I gotta say on the matter, so enjoy yer gifts.♪

(ooc: he'll be wondering around... just about everywhere, so feel free to have your character bump into him under some mistletoe if you want. also through SHEER DILIGENCE some characters received these gifts!)

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i don't know.
what is it?

Am I expected to know? It's small. Seemingly harmless.

[...]

Very well.

[ Cut to video. Yep. He's holding up a condom, still in its wrapper. ]

[totally snickering off-screen.]

Like I said, should I? I'm assuming this was your doing, then.

It isn't a ball and that makes no sense.

Stop lying to me.

If that's true, which I doubt, then it's not something I need or want. Come retrieve it before I throw it out.

what a rude guy! you don't do that to presents.

plus you do, because you seem stressed out.

You gave me a strange item. I don't intend to open it and inspect it in case it has certain properties you haven't described. I'm giving you the chance to have it back.

Something that juvenile is not going to help me.

That sounds sinister, somehow.

This is no holiday that I know of.

I don't know how it could be useful enough that this would be worth my time.

It still sounds pointless, regardless of what else I might have on my agenda. If you want to so badly it's your prerogative, though I can't understand that gibberish you speak in person.

[ Perhaps he should've just given Turkey a more definitive 'no'. What a hassle. ]

[yeah you need to be straightforward with him if you don't want him twisting everything, or purposefully misreading it! anyway, sasuke will see him soon enough walking down the hall, as he's kind of hard to miss. always.

waving!! and promptly ignoring language discrepancies, thinking what he says is rather universal for the moment. he has his communicator with him, anyway.]

Yo! Sasuke, right?

[ Sasuke looks less than ecstatic to see him. In other words, he looks like he always does... only with his communicator in one hand and that small, innocuous package in the other. ]

Ah. You. [ He's learned a little English from Hong Kong by now. Maybe that'll get across. ] Take back this thing.

No way! I mean--

[shaking his head. that's universal, right? except when you're in bulgaria and everything likes to be the opposite, though he takes it anyway to rip it open. and reveal the condom in all its full glory.

which really isn't very glorious at all, more kind of funny looking. he waves it a bit, wondering if sasuke will put anything together with its... suggestive shape...?]

[ Just... watching. Without any real change in expression.

Ninja die pretty frequently as it is; the last thing they need is popularized birth control keeping their numbers down even more. Check out this sad, sad lack of education. ]

Stop it. Go. [ You strange man, you.

And no, he hasn't noticed the mistletoe. ]

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[text] hello, osmanly

[text] i need the icons m._.m

[text] yes, give me all the turkey icons!

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