Türkiye Cumhuriyeti ☪ Sadık Adnan

If that's true, which I doubt, then it's not something I need or want. Come retrieve it before I throw it out.

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what a rude guy! you don't do that to presents.

plus you do, because you seem stressed out.

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You gave me a strange item. I don't intend to open it and inspect it in case it has certain properties you haven't described. I'm giving you the chance to have it back.

Something that juvenile is not going to help me.

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That sounds sinister, somehow.

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This is no holiday that I know of.

I don't know how it could be useful enough that this would be worth my time.

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It still sounds pointless, regardless of what else I might have on my agenda. If you want to so badly it's your prerogative, though I can't understand that gibberish you speak in person.

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[ Perhaps he should've just given Turkey a more definitive 'no'. What a hassle. ]

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[yeah you need to be straightforward with him if you don't want him twisting everything, or purposefully misreading it! anyway, sasuke will see him soon enough walking down the hall, as he's kind of hard to miss. always.

waving!! and promptly ignoring language discrepancies, thinking what he says is rather universal for the moment. he has his communicator with him, anyway.]

Yo! Sasuke, right?

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[ Sasuke looks less than ecstatic to see him. In other words, he looks like he always does... only with his communicator in one hand and that small, innocuous package in the other. ]

Ah. You. [ He's learned a little English from Hong Kong by now. Maybe that'll get across. ] Take back this thing.

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No way! I mean--

[shaking his head. that's universal, right? except when you're in bulgaria and everything likes to be the opposite, though he takes it anyway to rip it open. and reveal the condom in all its full glory.

which really isn't very glorious at all, more kind of funny looking. he waves it a bit, wondering if sasuke will put anything together with its... suggestive shape...?]

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[ Just... watching. Without any real change in expression.

Ninja die pretty frequently as it is; the last thing they need is popularized birth control keeping their numbers down even more. Check out this sad, sad lack of education. ]

Stop it. Go. [ You strange man, you.

And no, he hasn't noticed the mistletoe. ]

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So rude, goddamn.

[needless to say, not going anywhere to notice it yet either. taking out a little plastic baggie of sand to neatly and completely fill it up, then tying it off.

he holds it out to give it a little squeeze.]

See??

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... [ He's suspicious. Turkey, you radiate untrustworthiness, somehow. ]

Why is it-- ... I do not want that.

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[puts it into his hands.]

Just try it!

[BECAUSE APPARENTLY IT'S MAGIC OR SOMETHING IDEK.]

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[ This feels so wrong.

No, literally, he doesn't like the way the material itself feels. And reluctantly squeezing it once does nothing to change his mind. ]

You are an idiot.

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[all right. truth be told? it was originally met to be kind of joke, and then sasuke didn't even know what it was, and then he got the vibe that the kid was legit stressed and that made him feel a little awful--

this is revolutionary, this is. he folds his arms over his chest.]

Well, damn. There any way to make ya feel better?

[may be getting a little ahead of himself with his english, here.]

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[ The strange accent complicates things just a little but the meaning gets itself across. Sasuke just looks down to that sand-stuffed condom and then back to Turkey. If there are ways, this is not one of them. Creative, but somehow not quite there. He's still floundering a little to figure out the reason behind it. ]

Not here. Take it back. [ Outstretched hand. ]

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[DRAMATIC EYEROLL. not that you can really see it behind his mask, but the fact remains. he snatches it back.

and is already thinking of what he could do it with it next-- possibly empty it, make it look used, then hang it over greece's doorknob or something. excellent idea.]

Yeah, okay. But I ain't ever takin' the card back, y'know.

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[ I take your eye roll and raise you another line face! ]

Card...? [ He's learned this word but mostly just in relation to flash cards and teaching materials. Hong Kong isn't exactly giving him a set curriculum to work with or anything. ]

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Yeah, card! Like, uh...

[shoving the stress condom into a pocket and retrieving the bag he'd used to transport the sand. now opening and closing the bag... opening and closing. whether or not this equals "card" or not is up to sasuke, but it really just looks rather strange.]

Like an openin' an' closin' kinda deal, with words on the inside.

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